Have fun and follow as your soul leads you down the path of righteousness and bro~ocity, the belief of my religion, I created it!
My girlfriend left me and I replaced her with an old flame named Mary Jane.
I'm infamous for my ridiculous stoner antics and the stories I tell about them too often.
I my all time favorite drug is being on stage.
If I stop responding suddenly my mind is occupied here... or I'm dead.
I have too many masochistic desires for my own good.
I love: Love, music, all art actually, the planet Earth and all its wonderiousnessocity, Being Naked and dancing your heart out no matter how stupid you look!
Anthony Kiedis speaks directly into my soul's ear.
My purpose in life is to bring happiness to the people I love, which, happens to be a lot of people! teehehehe
I have a favorite word, it is FUCK!
I love to write but only when I'm inspired but it's cool cause that shit happens all the time!
I made my own religion, Brosepharianism, ask me about it!
I have a prescription for medicinal laughter.
okay that's enough I can't write my whole life here but this is close to it lol.
I hope you don't mind but I wrote a summary of life here just for you because I Love you and I think you should know ;)
TALK TO ME, don't be afraid I'm just a harmless pothead :)
finally done with this book now read my fucking blog!
A new study shows that most pedophiles live on the border of Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning.
If I Had A Superpower. It Would Be To Twist Your Language.
A - I’d have the power to read your mind.
B - The power would be all mine.
A - just lemme see it signed
C - I’m not insane.
B - There’s no denine (denying)
C - My heart is singin’ to my brain.
D - She inspires.
D - crosses wires.
D - starts up fires.
BA - But It’s all fine, I’ll twist your reality till until it’s me you find.
Your Mouth Was Made To Suck My Dick
so that’s what the metaphor in suck my kiss is!
I want to party on your pussy, baby!
I wanna slap that cat!
Look there’s Pussy Galore (pic related)
see her? yeah hot right? that’s my thought’s exactly! And… well… you know me… now my heart’s gone and sung a song for her and I have to play her a tasty jam that will leave the maiden, Arwen, moist and wanting…
Don’t judge me you have creeper fantasies too!
A- This first verse and it’s all for you…
A- It feels like puppy love, when I write about you!
B- But your a lady, and you’ve farted for me!
A- Don’t you know that I’m getting to you!
B- Your trapped in this and baby, you’ve been hearted!
Verse Two (double rhyme, revised)
AB- Here’s another pothead, gotta warn ya not the smartest.
CB- But he’s got charisma baby, cause he’s an artist.
DE- Makes her pussy, flow with his fingers.
DE- Don’t be all fussy, cause it lingers
CE- Someday maybe, avoid those stingers and he’ll be all yours
that’s song number one in the bank thanks to Arwen
Gettin’ Mah Blog On, Old’s Cool!
Hey this is my blog
It’s how I express myself
But there is ONE rule
I SAY WHAT I THINK.
AND I’VE GOT MORE CLEVER IN MY LITTLE HEAD THAN YOU BIG ONE
BECAUSE
HOLY CAPS LOCK BATMAN!
HE DOESN’T EVEN NEED THAT VULGAR-FUCKING-ENGLISH-LANGUAGE TO BE FUNNY!
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- holy cap lock batman, sounds good then
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Anal Rosado you two are too cuteee18 hours ago · · Loading…1 person · Flag
Tori Kirkman awh thanks (;14 hours ago · · Flag
Brian Underwood for some reason I can’t figure out I find myself hopelessly attracted to both of you… yeahhh and now I’m also the weirdest person you know go me!14 hours ago · · Loading…2 people · Brian Underwood the fact that you like that is why we get along so well and I love you, Tori Kirkman, stay in my life forever please!14 hours ago · · Loading…1 person · Brian Underwood actually yeah anyone who likes that but Tori will always be first in my heart on the internet sorry Anal =*( P.S. I’m blogging this as we speak as a way to immortalize you’re nickname
P.S.S. This is my last comment and my goal is for Tori to like everyone, it’s basically like doing a super hard combo in a fighting video game while you’re high if… See More you know that feeling Tori? That’s what it would do for me, except in real life so it matters, well kinda it’s on FB but that’s as close to real life as my house gets :P14 hours ago · · Loading…1 person ·
Brian Underwood okay I lied, Tori, I’m sowwy but I need to ask for a picture with both you and Anal in it for my blog! It would basically complete my soul right now, if you liked this!14 hours ago · · Loading…1 person · Write a comment…From the album: Stuff by Grant KempShareTag This PhotoReport This Photo
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Every LOLCAT made me cry when my cat, miss kitka aka catwoman awka two-face, left us :*( they’re all for you now, my first ever LOLCAT, I’d known you since you were a baby kitten, you will always can haz my cheesberger! I’m okay with this because you’re with Longcat and all the others now. will you post some lulcatz, here for here pwwetty pwease?
When someone says ‘Fuck If I know?!’ you say back, ‘What! WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCK A RHINO?
Mandy Higgins ; If I was a flower growing wild and free All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves. If you were a wink, I’d be a nod If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod. If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug And if you were a kiss,… I know I’d be a hug.
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Alisa Danielle sounds like a song Eubanks would have u singing.8 hours ago · 
Mandy Higgins hahahahaha nope8 hours ago ·
Aaron Lachowicz Juno.8 hours ago · Mandy Higgins haha yup!8 hours ago · 
Brian Underwood is it illegal if I put this to an acoustic guitar and play it live? cause I’m doing it anyway, Nigga, fuck the POlice!7 hours ago · · Mandy Higgins it’s already a song lol7 hours ago · Brian Underwood well I read your message and you’ve inspired me, thank you! I couldn’t have asked for a better critique! 5 hours ago · · 
Kimberly Cutler Weaver LOVE that song!25 minutes ago · · Loading…1 personWrite a comment…uhhh ohhh!!!!
Makes me lol, all the time, this grammar, it does
also, I love being able to Identify parts of speech and quickly moving and marking them while I talk,using only long pauses, with no real punctuation….
I did it, I stopped blogging!
but then I came right back, I know but it’s so much fun!
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